there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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