Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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