my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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