I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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