I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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