I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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