What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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