I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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