Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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