I am puke
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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