I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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