Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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