we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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