If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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