I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Don't make out with my wife yet
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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