I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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