Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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