I wannas sexs uuuuu
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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