I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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