Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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