We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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