guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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