im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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