Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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