this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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