Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you traded sex for a burrito?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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