Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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