Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
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can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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