trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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