good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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