I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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