Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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