Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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