I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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