I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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