I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
My feet surprised me
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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