Where is the hickey?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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