doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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