So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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