whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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