I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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