I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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