dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
