Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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