kristin has been a bad kristin
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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