I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
how does that bad decision feel?
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