at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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