People in love make me want to vomit
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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