My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Randomize
