i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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