Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
